So I came out of the speed shop the other day and this cop was writing a parking ticket.

I was like "Hey man, can't you cut a guy a break?" which was completely ignored by the cop who continued to write the ticket....

So I called him a pencil necked ****, and he wrote another ticket for bald tires....so I called him a Communist, and he told me I'd better shut up and wrote another ticket for no front plate.....so I called him a piece of pig **** and he broke the tail light out with a baton and wrote a ticket for that, too....

But I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner.

I try to have fun every day. It's important.

 

thats to funny to be true