Johnny, when you told me you were unhappy about the tear gas I just thought you were being a disgrunteled american I had no idea you were going to use it on "the help". You are a cruel man.

 

have you tried firecrackers in a pan with a lid on it to contain the crap as it explodes?

 

Ben, good idea, but take the firecracker and put it in his hand and light it, that's bound to make him jump up

 

I am using airhorns at work as an alarm system, trust me a short blast of one of these babies and he will hit the ceiling.....

http://www.safetycentral.com/safsounair.html

 

Im sure between you and I we could come up with some bump gas....even if he doesnt wake up he will think he **** the bed

 

well i have always been fond of an enigneer tactic which you need a couple complete mre heaters 12 oz gatoraide bottle duct tape and tabasco if used in a house get the wife, kidsand pets out first. tear open the heater packs (get the ones that you can pull out the packs. empty packs in to DRY gatoraide bottle, have tape already to the leangth of the bottle long ways got to go completely around it to hold the cap on good, pour tabasco in to bowl use a dropper or turkey baster for next step. while standin outside the room pour table spoon or so of tabasco in to gatoraide bottle with powder for m heater packs replace lid tape down drop in can QUICKLY PLACE IN ROOM RUN AND CLOSE DOOR wait till loud bang give a min or so and there ya have home made tear gas

 

put some peanut better on him in some odd locations and let the dog loose...

and get the camera out!

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one of my buddy's passed out one time and we shaved his eye brows off.

 

hydorgen sulfide? i don't wanna kill him, just scare the living **** outta him. literally doing it is fine. we have a matress cover for the nephew.


i guess this is out. the wife told me last night no explosives can go off in the house.

this is interesting.... very interesting. think those hand/foot heater packets you buy for hunting will work for this?


what about those pepper-mace ***** the cops are always shooting at people?? anybody know where i can get some of them? they should work in my paintball gun.

 

Now theres a good idea....he can leave in an Hurse...

 

TOO MUCH INFO...!!!!!!