How Fights Start

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to fill my truck up.

And then the fight started...

 

In the words of the great Ice Cube,
She want lobster? Huh, I'm thinkin Burger King.

 

YOU MUST BE SPENDING TOO MUCH ON THE TRUCK

 

wife asked me what was on TV ... I said dust.

And then the fight started...

 

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Well, your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

………and then the fight started

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out
into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would
be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?'


................ And then the fight started.

 

My wife told me take her somewhere she never been before.......so i took her *** to the kitchen.

 

My wife said, "you don't talk to me anymore", I said, "I just didn't want to interupt you".....
And then the fight started.

 

Oh, Im saving that one for later....

 

lemme know how that works out

 

Probably another head trama and trip to emerg...