I ran into the back of a car,a short person got out and I starting laughing.

He came back and said I'm not happy

I said well which one are you, then the fight started



After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

 

 

We went shopping the other night, I went to pick up some beer and my wife said "With the economy like it is we cant afford beer." A while later she grabbed $75 worth of make-up. I asked "if I cant get a $15 case of beer why do you get $75 worth of make-up? I thought we were trying to save money!" She replied, "The make-up is so I can make myself attractive and sexy for you!" I said "What do you think the beer was for?"


And then the fight started....