Ok Guys. When you need to turn down a date with a woman sometimes it can be hard to come up with just the right words. Here are some of my suggestions.




1. “Cool! Lets get naked.” Not a really good turndown. The woman with either just run away or you’ll get lucky.



2. “I’m sorry. I just put new springs on my Mustang and can’t afford to break them again.” Not as direct as “Your just too fat” but it gets the message across.



3. “No thank you. I just got two cases of Buckhorn and I drink alone.” Works for both sexes. Any trailer trash woman would understand it.



4. “I’d love to, but the judge says I can’t be seen around women.” Then walk away slowly, head hung low shaking it side to side. This is one of those “HUH?!!” answers that leaves everyone wondering.



5. “Only if you bring your sister with you.” Again, not a direct turndown but if it works you may REALLY get lucky.



6. “I can’t. My sister gets too jealous.” Start to walk away but stop suddenly and turn around and follow up with “Hey, have you ever done a threesome?” Again, if you ain’t turned down, you get REALLY REALLY lucky.



7. Sorry. My grandma had a miss-carriage and it was going to be my first child. I'm just not ready to start seeing other people outside my family. - Anonymous



8. Sorry, but I cant date someone who weighs more than my truck. - Charl-bob [ Uncle Ralph Comments: This has an advantage of letting them know you drive a truck. Worse case scenario is if you ending up getting drunk and you suddenly find her beautiful, you got a way to haul her around. ]


9. "What do you mean you won't do that for me? Your sister did and it was great."
This is one of those sexual innuendo types of break ups but has multiple meanings. - Boseefus



10. "I'm a happily married man." - Anonymous [ Uncle Ralph Comments: Nah. That doesn't really work although it does imply at least your not gay.]



11. "Sure. But first go get me a box of rubbers and a fifth of Jimmy." - Billy Bob [ Uncle Ralph Comments: Oooo - Not a bad plan! Weed out the non-productive dates upfront.]



12. Give me another case of beer and an hour or two. You'er still not pretty enough for me, yet. Oh, and make sure to turn the light off when you come back in the trailer. - Boseefus



13. If I wanted a hoe I would've went to Home Depot... - Deliverance



14. I'm sorry. I'm afraid of teeth. - Anonymous



15. Sorry. My sense of smell is too sensitive. - Little Dude



16. "Would you mind dating a guy with diarrea?" Well, that kinda sounds disgusting, any girl would just run away. - ahcwarcry



17. Sounds great but can we wait 'till when my sores heal over or at least till I quit "dripping"? - Possum



18. Ooo, Sorry. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. - Bobbie C.



19. What do think I'm try'n to do? Get another restraining order? ~BlueRay

 

theres some on there that are messed up the healing and dripping

 

A cashier at the supermarket the other night told me to have a good night.

I asked her if she would like to.

She said "no".