purchasing vs. leasing
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purchasing vs. leasing
Something to think about .
Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen .
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
He would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
* a 22 year old
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen .
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
He would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
* a 22 year old
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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