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Old 02-24-2010, 02:48 PM
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Something to think about .
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The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.





Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen .




Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
He would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:
* a 22 year old
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.


Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
 
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:52 PM
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Yes, leasing works well in this case.
 
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That is the best example I've seen yet. Bravo!
 
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fine example very fine example
 
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hmm leasing seems desirable in some aspects.
 
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Well I couldn't afford either so I'm out of luck
 




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