more humor..
#1
02-22-2010, 12:52 PM
more humor..
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
> beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered.'
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
> 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with
> my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running
> start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence
> into our yard!'
> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
> 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty
> raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and
> before she could say '****,' the Rottweiler ate her!'
> The teacher had to leave the room.
>
>
> beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered.'
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
> 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with
> my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running
> start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence
> into our yard!'
> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
> 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty
> raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and
> before she could say '****,' the Rottweiler ate her!'
> The teacher had to leave the room.
>
>
#4
02-22-2010, 03:07 PM
#5
02-22-2010, 03:18 PM
#6
02-22-2010, 04:07 PM
Banned
#7
02-22-2010, 04:33 PM
