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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
> beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered.'
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
> 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with
> my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running
> start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence
> into our yard!'
> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
> 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty
> raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and
> before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!'
> The teacher had to leave the room.
>
>

That's great. too bad none of my teachers woulda thought that was funny.:humm:

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Originally Posted by handymanherb (Post 500954)

:jump::jump:

Mr. Herb, I'm afraid that you need to find a new favorite emoticon to use for your stock response. This one is just a tad bit too flamboyant and gay.

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Originally Posted by Begle1 (Post 500992)

Mr. Herb, I'm afraid that you need to find a new favorite emoticon to use for your stock response. This one is just a tad bit too flamboyant and gay.

All you have to do is look at my house and you see I'm nither :w2: