I had a friend of mine come up to Wisconsin from Texas. As we were out driving one day a big beautiful 10pt buck ran across the hwy in front of us. What was that he said. I said that is one of our famous big white tailed deer. That's nothin he said our deer are much bigger. Sure I thought but let it go. Next we drive by a field with a huge Tom turkey running across it and he says what was that. I said that is one of our large Tom turkeys. That's nothin he said ours in Texas are much larger. Ok by this time I've about had it with this guy. Next thing you know we see a huge snapping turtle along side of the road and he said what was that? I said calmly that was a wood tick. Don't you have those in Texas?

 

When I was in Texas my belly got bigger .....mesquite BBQ !!! yeah boy !

 

 

LOL

 

This reminds me of a story of a Texas cowboy that went to a ***** house in Las Vegas and after taking the lady of his choice to the room upstairs all he did was brag about how big things were in Texas. When the lady pulled off his pants sure enough the big guy was from Texas. The lady was quiet as she stripped off her clothes and as the cowboy mounted her and put it in he exclaimed! "holy cow lady what part of Texas do you come from".

 

them are funnyboth the tick and the cowboy in vegas

 

hahaha. Livin in texas and working in PA, i can tell you, ya'll got some big *** wildlife up here in your north country.