Prince Charles is driving his Land Rover to
Sandringham to see his mum. He enters the gate
and waves at the guard, just as he pulls onto the
driveway he feels a *bump* and a high-pitched
howling noise. He quickly stops the car and gets
out, to his horror he sees one of his mums Corgis
badly crushed under the wheel of the car.

The poor dog is already dead and Prince Charles
does not know what to do. His mum will be heart
broken and she will be very upset with him.

Just then there was a bright flash and *poof* a
beautiful fairy appeared floating in front of him.

"Who are you?" Asked Prince Charles

"I'm your fairy godmother" she replied in a soft
voice "I sensed you were in need and am here to
grant you any wish you desire".

"Any wish I desire" repeated Prince Charles "What
luck! Well as you can see I just ran over one of
mums dogs and she will be most upset. So please,
can you bring the doggy back to life?"

The fairy godmother took out her magic wand and
walked over to the squashed Corgi and after
looking at it for a while she said "It is very
errrr, squashed and I'm afraid my fairy magic has
its limits you know. Isn't there anything else
you desire, another wish I could grant you?"

Prince Charles scratched his head and thought
about it for awhile. "Ahha," he said, "I know
what I would like to wish for. Please can you
make Camilla as beautiful as Diana was?"

The fairy godmother had a stunned look on her
face, she paused for a second, and said, "Well,
perhaps I could have another try at the dog."

 

i dont blame the fairy godmother on that one that is one ugly lady