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Old 02-20-2010, 12:04 AM
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ya start taking begle to the bunny ranch donations i would even chip in
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Begle1
There really isn't a woman on the planet who could be attracted to me, is there?




Go to Indiana and get hurt real bad... MAYBE country girl will give you mouth to mouth and save you
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:08 AM
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what do you say begle , we can get your funds to fly to the bunny ranch and get laid
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:13 AM
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I would rather have an intimate dinner or conversation with a woman I could admire and respect than have a few minutes of inept sex with a prostitute.


But, yeah, what the heck, PayPal account is registered under Begle1@gmail.com. Knock yourselves out.
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:17 AM
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they probably have finger food
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:27 AM
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not going to fall for that one , we know you will just buy **** site subscriptions to see women in black leather with horse legs and crazy **** like that
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DieselMinded
not going to fall for that one , we know you will just buy **** site subscriptions to see women in black leather with horse legs and crazy **** like that
who do you think he has in intimate conversations with... ?? Pictures can't say no
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:42 AM
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Ya know, Begle's in Ca, "the land of fruits and nuts". Go to San Fran. If you can't find a chick there who's at least as loopy as you are, theres no hope for you. The only place worse is D.C. and the loopy's there are deserting before the next election.
 
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Originally Posted by Gerry
who do you think he has in intimate conversations with... ?? Pictures can't say no

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DieselMinded
not going to fall for that one , we know you will just buy **** site subscriptions to see women in black leather with horse legs and crazy **** like that
I didn't pay for that crap.


Her website at the time had a 200mb daily download limit. That's not nearly enough.
 
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