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Old 02-18-2010, 12:48 AM
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Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be The Next President...
10) I'm smarter than the last guy

09) With an oval office, I can't bump into anything

08) Fox News is already on my side

07) I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job

06) I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions

05) I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts

04) I will be the Secretary of Donuts

03) My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore

02) My vice president will be Mayor McCheese

01) Kick-*** inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in
 
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:14 AM
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he has my vote
 
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Just keep him away from the nuke button!!
 
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I'll vote for him. #10 says it all.
 
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he can't do any worse that Obama...........0ne Big Ass Mistake America
 
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