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handymanherb 02-18-2010 12:48 AM

Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be The Next President...
 
Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be The Next President...
10) I'm smarter than the last guy

09) With an oval office, I can't bump into anything

08) Fox News is already on my side

07) I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job

06) I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions

05) I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts

04) I will be the Secretary of Donuts

03) My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore

02) My vice president will be Mayor McCheese

01) Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in

coyropin 02-18-2010 03:14 AM

he has my vote :rocking::choochoo:

Racer9 02-18-2010 08:55 AM

Just keep him away from the nuke button!!:scare2:

Pyro690 02-18-2010 10:06 AM

I'll vote for him. #10 says it all. :tu:

MikeyR 02-18-2010 11:30 AM

lol:jump::pca1:

dustys24valve 02-18-2010 07:22 PM

he can't do any worse that Obama...........0ne Big Ass Mistake America


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