A bad day at Hallmark
#1
08-22-2007, 07:43 PM
A bad day at Hallmark
Bad day at Hallmark
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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H eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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L ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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C ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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I 've always wanted to have
I 've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in
Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
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W hen we were together,
W hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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C ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
S o your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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08-22-2007, 07:55 PM
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