Diesel Bombers - A bad day at Hallmark

Bad day at Hallmark

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........

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H eard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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L ooking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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C ongratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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I 've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in

Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

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W hen we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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C ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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S o your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay

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