Psalm 2009:

Obama is our shepherd, we shall not want
He leadeth us beside the still factories
He restoreth our faith in the Republican Party
He guideth us in the path of unemployment
Yea, though we walk through the valley of the breadline
We shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed our income with taxes
Our expenses runneth over..
Surely poverty and hard living will follow us
all the days of our life
The democrats and we shall live in a rented house forever
But we are glad we are Americans
We are glad we are free:

But I wish I was a dog
And Barack was the tree.

 

so true so true