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Old 01-18-2010, 09:41 PM
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A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the
shelf of rubbers and asks his father what they are. The dad replies,

"Well son, those are condoms and they're for protection when you're
having sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in
it.

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six pieces and asks, "Why six?"

The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two for
Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack and asks the same question.

The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men.

One for January, one for February, one for March...."
 
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:43 PM
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OUCH that sucks!!! Funny joke though!!
 
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:44 PM
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thats good and very true
 
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:07 PM
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damn herb always the reminder of the little things in life
 
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Old 01-18-2010, 11:48 PM
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Did you know rubbers now have serial numbers on them? No? Well you have to unroll them all the way.
 
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Old 01-19-2010, 01:17 PM
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All I know is now a 3 pack lasts me three years
 
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Old 01-19-2010, 02:46 PM
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Did you know rubbers now have serial numbers on them? No? Well you have to unroll them all the way.
That's a damn lie. I unrolled one all the way once just to debunk it.
 
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:54 PM
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who`s dick did you unroll it on begle??
 
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by busta
who`s dick did you unroll it on begle??
Condoms reduce chaffing and make clean-up easier. That's all I'm gonna say.
 




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