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handymanherb 01-18-2010 09:41 PM

Condoms
 
A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the
shelf of rubbers and asks his father what they are. The dad replies,

"Well son, those are condoms and they're for protection when you're
having sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in
it.

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six pieces and asks, "Why six?"

The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two for
Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack and asks the same question.

The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men.

One for January, one for February, one for March...."

tdiezel 01-18-2010 09:43 PM

OUCH that sucks!!! Funny joke though!!:tu:

Lil Red Express 01-18-2010 09:44 PM

:tu: thats good and very true

ArizonaRedneck 01-18-2010 10:07 PM

damn herb always the reminder of the little things in life:w2:

akguppy 01-18-2010 11:48 PM

Did you know rubbers now have serial numbers on them? No? Well you have to unroll them all the way. :scare2:

handymanherb 01-19-2010 01:17 PM

All I know is now a 3 pack lasts me three years :argh::argh::argh:

Begle1 01-19-2010 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by akguppy (Post 474856)
Did you know rubbers now have serial numbers on them? No? Well you have to unroll them all the way. :scare2:

That's a damn lie. I unrolled one all the way once just to debunk it.

busta 01-19-2010 06:54 PM

who`s dick did you unroll it on begle??:tttt:

Begle1 01-19-2010 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by busta (Post 475361)
who`s dick did you unroll it on begle??:tttt:

Condoms reduce chaffing and make clean-up easier. That's all I'm gonna say.


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