A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one
Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers,
and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation:

"I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim,
has suffered this past month. He was riding his bike, lost control,
ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital,
and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a
broken
*******."

The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were
obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Jim has been in
terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble
breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift
anything, he's in so much pain and he has missed work because of it.
He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the
personal
love that they need, worst of all, we can no longer cuddle and have
intimate relations. He is in constant pain, a pain so terrible that
our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion. I would like
to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Jim, and pray for us,
that his broken ******* will soon heal and be as good as new."

A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of
this terrible accident sunk in, and the men in the congregation were
visibly shaken up with the thought that, "there but for the grace of
God go I."

Then, as the murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in the
midst of the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit,
obviously
in pain, adjusted the microphone to his liking, then leaned over and
said to the congregation:

"My name is Jim, and I have only one word for my wife, Jill. That
word is:

STERNUM!"

 

 

 

 

Sometimes time when you wreck your race car you can hurt both,who was the guy who thought having a strap between your legs was a good ideal, thank God I was only knocked silly for a week.



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