Here are a few ways to tell someone they are 'flying low' as we used
to say in grade school:

Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

You've got Windows on your laptop.

Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

Your dork is ajar.

Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

I can see your Gap dancers.

Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

Elvis Junior has left the building!

Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant!

Lil' Shaq's at the free show line.

You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

I see you have an opening in senior management.

Men are From Mars, women can see your *****.

 

 

I dunno, haven't really thought about those too much. I tend to not look at other guy's crotches.

 

 

x 2


well they drives a dodge so..............

 

X3 Big Time.

 

It's a joke, sort of like what's in your pants

 

ya dont you guys get it

 

XYZ, PDQ?