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handymanherb 12-27-2009 07:41 PM

Here are a few ways to tell someone they are 'flying low'
 
Here are a few ways to tell someone they are 'flying low' as we used
to say in grade school:

Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

You've got Windows on your laptop.

Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

Your dork is ajar.

Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

I can see your Gap dancers.

Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

Elvis Junior has left the building!

Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant!

Lil' Shaq's at the free show line.

You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

I see you have an opening in senior management.

Men are From Mars, women can see your penis.

Lil Red Express 12-27-2009 07:44 PM

:spit::spit:lollol:lol88:

4x4_Welder 12-27-2009 08:00 PM

I dunno, haven't really thought about those too much. I tend to not look at other guy's crotches.

hunter 12-27-2009 08:21 PM

:lol88::lol88::lol88::spit:

oneton 12-27-2009 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by 4x4_Welder (Post 459438)
I dunno, haven't really thought about those too much. I tend to not look at other guy's crotches.

x 2


well they drives a dodge so..............

akguppy 12-27-2009 08:56 PM

X3 Big Time. :humm:

handymanherb 12-27-2009 09:04 PM

It's a joke, sort of like what's in your pants http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3333/dogmutleyug3.gif

ArizonaRedneck 12-27-2009 09:15 PM

ya dont you guys get it:scare2:

akguppy 12-28-2009 01:09 AM

XYZ, PDQ?


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