The Drinker's Alphabet
#1
12-27-2009, 08:09 AM
The Drinker's Alphabet
The Drinker's Alphabet
A- Alcohol: The key to surviving High School or College
B- Beer: It's what's for dinner...and breakfast and lunch
C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after last
night's party
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks
pathetic
E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your
drinking party
F-
Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts
out
G- Games: Anything that involves cards, stripping and chugging beers
H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much
you drank
I- Idiot: What you look like after doing a lap dance on fat kid
after just three beers
J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or
stagger home at 5 am
K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving
alcohol
M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too dollar draft nite
at the bar
N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you
don't know...again
O- Oh ****!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs
P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking
beer
Q- Quit: What you promise to do after spending the nite in jail with
Bertha the Bearded Transvestite
R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in
the toilet
S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you
were drunk... aww yea
T- Twenty-one: Usually the age where you reach your peak of drinking
U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in town
V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god.
X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
(detox).
Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend.
Z- Zima: Zomething Different....Zomething Fun
A- Alcohol: The key to surviving High School or College
B- Beer: It's what's for dinner...and breakfast and lunch
C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after last
night's party
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks
pathetic
E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your
drinking party
F-
Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your gutsout
G- Games: Anything that involves cards, stripping and chugging beers
H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much
you drank
I- Idiot: What you look like after doing a lap dance on fat kid
after just three beers
J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or
stagger home at 5 am
K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving
alcohol
M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too dollar draft nite
at the bar
N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you
don't know...again
O- Oh ****!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs
P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking
beer
Q- Quit: What you promise to do after spending the nite in jail with
Bertha the Bearded Transvestite
R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in
the toilet
S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you
were drunk... aww yea
T- Twenty-one: Usually the age where you reach your peak of drinking
U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in town
V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god.
X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
(detox).
Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend.
Z- Zima: Zomething Different....Zomething Fun
Last edited by Benjamin; 03-24-2010 at 01:29 PM.
#2
12-27-2009, 12:20 PM
