A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
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A fool and his money are soon parted, but how did a fool and his money first get together?
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Originally Posted by GRI
(Post 44599)
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?
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if a man spoke in the forest, with no woman around to hear him, would he still be wrong?
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They put smoke in every electronic component, thats why if the smoke gets out the component is stuffed.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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"We are upping our standards... so up yours!"
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
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My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids, I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.
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Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo
(Post 44621)
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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3 Rules of getting older (Men)
1. Never pass a bathroom 2. Don't waste a hard-on 3. Never trust a Fart |
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