One day a squad of Navy Seals was making for an objective in their rubber boat. With each stroke of the paddle, they whispered that particularly unique Seal grunt - ooyah. Ooyah ... ooyah ... ooyah. God looked down from above and was beside himself with pride knowing that He could not have done any better than when He made HIS Seals.

Thinking to Himself, God decided to test precisely just how good His Seals were in fact. God raised His arms and "ZAP", took away 1/2 of all the Seals brains in the dingy. There they were, seven Seals in a dingy, still making for their objective - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.

With glee God rub his hands, then raised his arms again and "ZAP", He took away 1/2 of the Seals remaining brains. The Seals in their rubber dingy, making for their objective now had only 1/4 of their original brains. Still, determined, they stroked on - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.

God was nearly hysterical with joy over knowing that His creation could still function as a viable, forward deployed, tactical fighting force with very nearly all of their brains removed. Dare I, thought God? Shall I? YES! And God raised his arms and in an instant, "ZAP"! God took away all of the seals remaining brains.

And there they were, a seven man forward deployed, tactical fighting force, in a rubber dingy, with no brains, making for their objective -singing -

"From the hills of Montizuma, to the shores of Tripoli. We will fight our countries battles..."

 

Damn, you just went there. You know why they call us a Department of the Navy? Because we are the mens department.

 

x2 my dad told that to a marine just back from iraq while on a plane to mexico. when he said a departnebt of the navy, the marine looked at my dad like he was gunna hit em. then said the mens department and just grinned and said yes sir.

 

good one again

 

What happens to a soldier when he starts to believe his own B.S.?


He becomes a Marine.

 

Department of the Navy because we have to give them a ride everywhere. LOL