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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 10:37 AM
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GHOST SEX

A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands. 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands.

'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand. 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said Goats.
 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 11:39 AM
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bubba= Ed



















jusk kiddn' buddy
 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 01:21 PM
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never knew begle went to the University of Kentucky

 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 03:20 PM
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NIIICE...I work with a couple of guys i think would fit that too LOL
 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 04:48 PM
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ha ha ha nice thats alot of people from around here
 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 05:27 PM
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Ed
 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 07:01 PM
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Driving the bus over ED,sorry buddy.Funny joke.
 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 07:09 PM
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I find it offensive that this school chose to release my personal information.
 
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Old Nov 6, 2009 | 09:05 PM
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wow
 
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Old Nov 7, 2009 | 04:23 AM
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