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Old 11-06-2009, 10:37 AM
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A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands. 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands.

'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand. 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said Goats.
 
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:39 AM
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bubba= Ed



















jusk kiddn' buddy
 
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:21 PM
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never knew begle went to the University of Kentucky

 
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:20 PM
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NIIICE...I work with a couple of guys i think would fit that too LOL
 
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:48 PM
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ha ha ha nice thats alot of people from around here
 
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:01 PM
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Driving the bus over ED,sorry buddy.Funny joke.
 
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:09 PM
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I find it offensive that this school chose to release my personal information.
 
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:05 PM
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wow
 
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:23 AM
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