Security on a Budget
#1
07-29-2009, 10:19 PM
Security on a Budget
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.'
P S - 'I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.'
P S - 'I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company
#2
07-30-2009, 12:35 AM
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.'
P S - 'I locked 3 of 'em in the house. Jaws is still in the yard somewhere. If he see's you first, stay put and don't move, I'll be home soon.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.'
P S - 'I locked 3 of 'em in the house. Jaws is still in the yard somewhere. If he see's you first, stay put and don't move, I'll be home soon.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company
#5
07-30-2009, 05:38 AM
, i like the rattle snake in the truck
#7
07-30-2009, 03:04 PM
Diesel Bomber
#8
07-30-2009, 04:30 PM
