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Security on a Budget
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.' P S - 'I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company |
Originally Posted by rkadcock
(Post 371957)
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.' P S - 'I locked 3 of 'em in the house. Jaws is still in the yard somewhere. If he see's you first, stay put and don't move, I'll be home soon.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! Thanks for using the Redneck Security Company |
nice, need to come up with somethin for the truck next:pca1:
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:lol88::lol88::lol88::lol88::lol88:
p.s. oh and don't go near my truck,i found jaws sleeping in it,so i took the other truck. |
Note on truck, Hey Dwayne, stay out of the truck till I get home, damn rattle snake we were going to have for supper got loose in it and I ain't caught it yet. Will that do?
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lol, i like the rattle snake in the truck
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Originally Posted by gwhammy
(Post 372046)
Note on truck, Hey Dwayne, stay out of the truck till I get home, damn rattle snake we were going to have for supper got loose in it and I ain't caught it yet.
Now thats funny. :clap: |
Originally Posted by 94cummins12v
(Post 372013)
nice, need to come up with somethin for the truck next:pca1:
How about "Theres NOTHING in this truck that is worth your LIFE". Im going to get some of these made up, as well as some for the house. |
WARNING!!
Intruders in this house die from lead poisoning |
:lol88::lol88::gunner::evil:
Originally Posted by Jonny
(Post 372407)
WARNING!!
Intruders in this house die from lead poisoning |
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