You can't feed that to them dogs!!

 

Why ever would you go OFF ROAD? You may damage the paint job!

Im going to trade my truck in for a nice VW Bug!

Engines and cars in the front yard damage your homes curb appeal!

I enjoy a nice hot shower every day!

I always wash with an anti-bacterial soap before eating!

Im a member of PETA

I graduated high school!

I graduated middle school!

I graduated kindergarten!

 

I'll have the healthiest thing on the menu, I need to watch my weight.

NASCAR, I'm watching the Tour de France!!!

We're running out of meat!!

It's okay, I'll take the prius today.

Have you heard the new 50cent album? It's great, I think he's really matured.

 

Hell ya I voted for Obama....why wouldn't I??

 

I go through 3 toothbrushes a month!

 

what is this tooth brush thing your mentioning?


i need to quit drinking, im getting a beer belly

 

I just love my new SMART car!

 

Right tool for the job, EVERYTIME.

 

Duct tape ain't worth ****!

 

No I don't change my own oil, itll mess up my manicure.

I'm gonna stop and ask for directions

I'll have a Captain and DIET coke please

Those girls should really put some more cloths on

Guns scare me

Bed Bath and Beyond is having a sale Honey lets go!

Honey, do you wanna go to the greenhouse and get some flowers for the house?!