I remember the days when I would get called a Redneck and it wasn't a compliment.

 

^^No kidding, with Foxworthy and larry all of a sudden its cool to be a redneck...but there is big difference in a person wearing a cutoff and acting the part then actually a person who is redneck, hillbilly, what ever

 

Stay on track



Check out my stock portfolio.

 

Nah, I'll just have the house salad

 

Ill have a V8 (its a fruit drink)

 

"Those gay guys over yonder sure are nice fellers"

 

I think I'll have an appletini instead of a bud this time

 

I think I'll cut the grass, I can not see the car anymore.

 

your truck is poluting the air

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you have way to many lights on that truck

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man you see my new spoiler?

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them chrome wheels sure are clean enough to see yourslef in

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I dont have enough tools in my tool box

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id rather be home watchin tv rather than fishin

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id rather be shopin than boatin

 

I can not stand to eat that fat.

I can not stand grissle.

I hate grits.