:c:You can't feed that to them dogs!!:c:

Why ever would you go OFF ROAD? You may damage the paint job!

Im going to trade my truck in for a nice VW Bug!

Engines and cars in the front yard damage your homes curb appeal!

I enjoy a nice hot shower every day!

I always wash with an anti-bacterial soap before eating!

Im a member of PETA

I graduated high school!

I graduated middle school!

I graduated kindergarten!

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I'll have the healthiest thing on the menu, I need to watch my weight.

:edit: NASCAR, I'm watching the Tour de France!!!

We're running out of meat!!

It's okay, I'll take the prius today.

Have you heard the new 50cent album? It's great, I think he's really matured.

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Hell ya I voted for Obama....why wouldn't I??

I go through 3 toothbrushes a month!

what is this tooth brush thing your mentioning?


i need to quit drinking, im getting a beer belly

I just love my new SMART car!

Right tool for the job, EVERYTIME.

Duct tape ain't worth SH!T!

No I don't change my own oil, itll mess up my manicure.

I'm gonna stop and ask for directions

I'll have a Captain and DIET coke please

Those girls should really put some more cloths on

Guns scare me

Bed Bath and Beyond is having a sale Honey lets go!

Honey, do you wanna go to the greenhouse and get some flowers for the house?!

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