Things a Redneck would never say
 

OK, stay on topic and just give a line that a Redneck would NEVER say. :pca1: :c:

I'll start:




Instead of throwing that beer can out the window, we should start recycling. :tttt:

Them tires is too big....

wrastlin is fake

i voted for obama

Why do you need that gun???

nascar sucks

you all

It is over there .......opposed to " its over yonder"

All that smoke is bad.

dip gives you cancer :tttt:

Aww shucks , I just couldn't , she is only 13 :choochoo:

awwww shucks I couldn't, she's my sister :pca1:

nope, weren't me that farted!

who would want to go fishin, thats just a waste a time.

don't think I'll make it out openin day deer season, goin shoppin with my wife.........

You should clean your truck , it has mud all over it.

I just couldn't find anything at Walmart to buy.

I quit drinkin beer, bad for the kidneys.

I think I'm go'n to build me a low rider.

I'm a vegatarian

My penthouse is on the 40th floor.

Mountain Dew Sucks

Did you Fluctuate

it wasn't the dog, it was me........ :w2:

No, no beer for me.....I like to enjoy a nice merlot.

Pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?

Do these bibs make my butt look big?

there's to much grease on this burger

I can't eat that, it's deep fried, do you know what that can do to your body?

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I don't think there is any reason to own a .50 cal. rifle.

Better detune the truck it makes too much power:tttt:

I remember the days when I would get called a Redneck and it wasn't a compliment.:ouch:

^^No kidding, with Foxworthy and larry all of a sudden its cool to be a redneck...but there is big difference in a person wearing a cutoff and acting the part then actually a person who is redneck, hillbilly, what ever

Stay on track :bat:



Check out my stock portfolio.

Nah, I'll just have the house salad

Ill have a V8 (its a fruit drink)

"Those gay guys over yonder sure are nice fellers"

I think I'll have an appletini instead of a bud this time

I think I'll cut the grass, I can not see the car anymore.

your truck is poluting the air

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you have way to many lights on that truck

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man you see my new spoiler?

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them chrome wheels sure are clean enough to see yourslef in

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I dont have enough tools in my tool box

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id rather be home watchin tv rather than fishin

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id rather be shopin than boatin

I can not stand to eat that fat.

I can not stand grissle.

I hate grits.