My penthouse is on the 40th floor.

Mountain Dew Sucks

Did you Fluctuate

it wasn't the dog, it was me........ :w2:

No, no beer for me.....I like to enjoy a nice merlot.

Pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?

Do these bibs make my butt look big?

there's to much grease on this burger

I can't eat that, it's deep fried, do you know what that can do to your body?

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I don't think there is any reason to own a .50 cal. rifle.

Better detune the truck it makes too much power:tttt: