Diesel exhaust stinks....

Can we get rid of them huntin dawgs and git us a miniature poodle?

Ahhh ummmm oooooooooo, what doooo I wannnnnt????? OH I GOT IT! Zima Please!

And I'll have a Bartles & Jaymes Apple Wine Cooler. :lol88:

I think it is time to throw away that stuffed deer head, and the antler collection too! Think I want to hang wreaths on the wall instead.
That truck is too loud :police:

This thread is just SUPER.

That play was better than the last one.

Beer, not me, i'm drivin.

Looks like you need to put some sun blocker on your arms.

Want to see my new turtle neck.

Do these strips make my beer gut look big?

stacks are gay
beer sucks
huntin is for fags
the american flag sucks
who needs guns?
the epa rules
mud is gross
that truck is too tall
why would you lift a truck?
camo is non fashionable
those boots are to dirty
that is all i can think of for now

the south lost the war.

im a proud yankee.

the duke boys are criminals.

the bandit is a trouble maker.

its ok to be gay.

I heard ED telling JW it was ok to be gay...

chris, y is me and jw in your dreams, thats messed up.


back on track,

women with only a couple teeth are ugly.

my truck is dirty, i cant drive it.

my dodge has a cumminGs engine in it.

a motor hanging from a tree is stupid