Bad Day
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Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour, when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink, and gulps it down in one swig.The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver
says."I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me." "When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance." "I grabbed a cab home but, after
the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab." "At home I found
my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to mylife, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
hour, when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink, and gulps it down in one swig.The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver
says."I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me." "When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance." "I grabbed a cab home but, after
the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab." "At home I found
my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to mylife, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
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