Bad Day
 

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour, when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink, and gulps it down in one swig.The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver
says."I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me." "When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance." "I grabbed a cab home but, after
the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab." "At home I found
my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to mylife, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

:se:

daymn

DOH! :duh3: :f: