wish granted but january the 10th is taken off the calnder so it goes from the 9th to the 11th

i wish the weather would stay around 70 degrees all year long

 

Granted, but the sun is burning out, and life on earth will soon disappear.

I wish spring was here.

 

GRanted, but the first drive you take you sink your truck in a mud bog.


I wish my truck would float.

 

Granted, but it is a coil spring off of a Subaru.

I wish I had money for a Smarty for my 24V

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Granted, but it won't move, rendering all of your power devices useless.

I wish posts wouldn't come at the same time

 

Granted, but they wont come at all so you cant wish anymore.

I wish I could get at least a 10 point tonight.

 

granted but its a 10 point speeding ticket.

i wish it was rifle season already.

 

Granted, but you break both your arms opening morning.

I wish for cheese!!!

 

Granted, but it comes from your girlfriend, and you really don't want it any more.


I wish that DTR gets bought out by a bunch of LGBT PETA/ Prius enthusiasts and it takes four years for Jack and Lary to notice the difference.

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Hey man, I've seen some chicks get pretty naughty with certain vegetables.

 

Granted, but then LGBT PETA/Prius shuts all the diesel forums down.


I wish there was no such thing as depression

 

Granted, but now everyone is walking around with this stupid grin on their face and it makes you want to


I wish there were no more coughs and colds