Granted, but she has full blown aids.
I wish i was on vacation in Tahiti!

 

Granted but you get attacked and violated by a Tahitian wrestler.

I wish i didnt have to work out side when it is 6 degrees out.

 

Granted its 5 degrees.

I wish I had a cummins that did 10sec 1/4 miles.

 

Granted, but it's your 60ft time

I wish I had more shop space.

 

Granted but its all covered in cow pattys

I wish I had a whole warehouse full of injectors.

 

Granted, but they're all junk.

I wish I had the coin to get a 2010 Dodge Ram 2500 Laramie Crew Cab loaded to the gills.

 

wish granted but there all obsolete and the epa is breathing down your neck for contaminating the ground water with diesel and have to do 5 yrs in the pen with big jim[and they dont call him big for nothing] fore codgedodger

 

I wish a wish was requested last post so i could DESTROY IT!

 

Granted, but that's what he wished for...

I wish somebody would trade me a 12V for my 4BT.

 

Granted but when you go through the trouble of installing it and fire it up you find it knocks louder than a Jehovahs at the door.

I wish the ups guy would leave the package at the door when im not home.