granted, you wished that when you grow up you will be just like benjamin

i wish there was syrup to go with my waffles

 

granted but the syrup is man syrup.


i wish i wasnt singal

 

granted, but too bad your new significant other is your long lost twin sister.

I wish that whoever is going to reply to this has a problem with their keyboard so that they can't type and the only way to fix it is to give me their truck and everything i need to go with it.

 

Granted but its a rusted out Isuzu Pup...

I wish some of my friends weren't such lil bitches

 

Granted, they are now big bitches

I wish it would stop raining

 

Granted, but now it won’t rain and there will be a drought worse than the dust bowl.

I wish I had some DDP4s

 

Granted Daily use of DePends 4 Seepage

I wish for world peace

 

Granted, but now were all liberals and we end up shooting ourselves

I wish my truck made 1000hp was extremely reliable at that hp and got 35 mpg

 

Granted, but it runs on gas and is controlled with a rectal joystick.

I wish for a weekend day between Saturday and Sunday.

 

GRanted, but on that day you have to work.

I wish for a fun day