Granted, but now it's you and kazairl. :eek:

I wish the hot blonde hotel clerk comes up to my room and makes passionate love to me all night.

 

Granted, but she invites Barney the dino, Kazirl, and her:



I wish I was in Canada

 

Granted but Canada was just bought by the USA and your still screwed




I wish this game hadnt turned gay

 

granted, but you are now gay

i wish i could hit my head on the rim

 

Granted but its the rim of boyfriend's *** hole...




I wish i could stop wishing

 

Granted, but you will go blind and wish you had your sight back.

I wish i could get to sleep!

 

Granted, but you will over sleep and be late for work

i wish i had a bigger turbo

 

Granted but your wastegate will stick causing it to build an unordinate amount of boost blowing the heads off your truck and causing valve slappage destroying your entire engine forcing you to buy a Cummins (that can handle power)




I wish I had a bigger turbo

 

granted, but its so big you cant spool it

i wish i had some waffles in the freezer

 

Granted there is 2 in there but there the mini waffles...



I wish i could think of another wish