Joke Thread
#1
08-05-2008, 10:02 PM
#4
08-06-2008, 07:25 AM
#6
08-06-2008, 09:00 AM
Well this one ain't for any dang liberal Obama fans out there
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I
came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him,
'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me
and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called
him a '****.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having
worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went
on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he
wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I
came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him,
'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me
and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called
him a '****.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having
worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went
on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he
wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
#7
08-06-2008, 09:36 AM
#8
08-06-2008, 01:24 PM
Diesel Bomber
Well this one ain't for any dang liberal Obama fans out there
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I
came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him,
'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me
and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called
him a '****.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having
worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went
on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he
wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local
Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I
came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him,
'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me
and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called
him a '****.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having
worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went
on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he
wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
#9
08-06-2008, 01:58 PM
Obama was walking around a neighbor hood when he seen a sign erected in a yard reading "free puppies". He walks up and asks what kind of puppies they are and is replied back, they're Democrats. In amazement Obama asks if it's alright if he bring the media over to get it on camera. Replied back sure, what the heck. Week later, he returns and asks the same question, what kind of puppies these are, replied back Republican. In dismay he says, a week ago you said they were Democrat, what gives. Replied back, last week their eyes weren't open yet!!!!
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#10
08-06-2008, 09:28 PM
