I was looking up wood working plans and I came across this book.

Do-It-Yourself Coffins Book - Rockler Woodworking Tools

 

You could probably build one cheaper than you could buy one. Those things are not cheap.

 

well since my father-in -law used to own a funeral home I won`t be needing that
heck i all ready know how my headstone looks since its on my final resting place

 

Funeral home expenses are pretty high up there.
They're just like vets. Pulling at peoples heart strings
while in their time of need. Come to think of it, I think
mechanics behave in the same freaking way.

Sorry. Back on topic. Homemade caskets.
A pretty good idea if you're handy that way.

 

be pretty hard to mess it up ...you wont complain

 

I'm going in an urn. No need for casket for me.

 

I'd just as soon be tossed on the nearest pile of orchard trees being burned. but dang, do people really get coffins for there pets?!?! shoulda seen that coming, though, as there are psychs, designer clothing, desert and party stores just for pets...all my dogs have been turned to fertilizer when they're done!

 

Do you have a date on it yet?

 

half the date

 

when i die i want to be cut up into little pieces and put my remains in cups. that way everyone can do what they always wanted to do to me. shoot lucas