Saw this on another site.

Well, what is the dumbest question someone asked you about your truck?


Not directly to me but I heard someone ask why somone would want a lope sounding truck, they asked whats wrong and why they "Dont clean out the injectors" to make that sound go away.

 

I run a FASS II and when ya turn the key on it growls, someone asked me what that was and I said the pony motor

 

I usually hear "what's the gas mileage?" I tell them I haven't put a drop in.

 

When you drive a lifted truck, a lot of queers come out of the closet and ask how big my ***** is... HAHAHAHA

 

Because it sounds really, really dumb and there is no reason to make the engine do it. If people can make 1200+hp engines that don't lope, you don't need to either.

 

"Is that a diesel?" While at the diesel pump

Him "Got a chip on that thing?!"

Me "Nope its a 12v all mechanical"

Him "Man u gotta get a chip on it then! They make crazy power!"

Me "Yeaaaaa...."

 

Lmao

 

Do those stacks work?

 

I got this one day when it was running a little off

"Something wrong with you carburetor? It sounds like your valves need adjusting to bring it to my shop.
When I asked him if he works on diesels, he looked at me and then said "That's a diesel?"

 

Ive got man your clutch is going out!!! You need to fix that.... Its a dual disc

Or hey you truck is still running while im walking away.... its got a turbo timer

hey you truck just died somethings wrong with it... again turbo timer