vice prez?

 

RTFM= Read The F___ing Manual..........many stupid questions are caused by not doing this.
IMNTBHO= In My Never To Be Humble Opinion...of which, I have many
PITA= Pain In The ****......anyone that doesn't agree with me
SOMF= Some Other ****........I didn't do it
ATF= Alcohol Tobacco +Firearms.......who's bringing the pretzels

 

BOHICA- Bend over here it comes again!

 

WTF - What the F@#*
WFO - Wide F@#*ing Open
PMSL - Pissing My Self Laughing (usually done with LoL or ROFL)

and one I have used for as long as I can remember,

TAYL - Type At Ya Later

Beo

 

none

 

HPOP = High Pressure Oil Pump

 

SNAFU - Situation Normal All F****d Up .

 

I just found another one for PSD guys
ficm = fuel injection control module

 

BFH=big friggin' hammer. a tool to fix things that are giving you problems.

DILLIGAF= Does it look like i give a......... well you know

 

Roflqtm= rolling on the floor laughing quietly to myself.

Rtfq= read the ffffffffffffffull question.