Boss at work: "Why do you always drive that gas guzzler to work everyday?"
Me: "What is this gas you speak of?"

 

"that thing take Premium?"

 

I was in arizona, I ran into the local grocery store with my truck running came back out with a black guy and his friend stareing at my truck. Of course I was thinking i may have two guys attempt to rob me (Like I cared 2nd amendment right) but instead the guys says. " Dude the **** is running rough" being oblivious I asked what?? He replies its missing BADDD!!! I reply oh it is? did not know.. His reply. I can fix it for you.. I asked what do you think it is tho? Again his reply maybe bad spark plugs or a distrbutor cap. Me: Hmmmmmm damn that sucks, well sir have a great day.. This guy then starts to freak out and goes you cant drive it like that. ME: why? its not like im a mechanic or anything? Black guy obviously not... I then procedde to grab a spare hat from my job and throw it at him, and the look on his face was priceless. hat read with a semi truck logo "Myers Brothers Truck and Tractor repair"

 

I love to see peoples reactions when my truck goes into high idle in the winter with people smoking near it, have had more than one person drop their cigarette and get pissed of b/c it scared them.

 

Well, someone asked me about my truck is that what kind of oil that I used in my truck for boosting the performance.

 

Someone asked my cousin why he straight piped his truck and that its too loud because of the pipe

 

Had my 12 valve for 4 days now, and have been asked countless times, is it chipped?

Today for the first time I decided to get smart with my replies and said "ya, Old Dutch BBQ!"

 

Pull up to the hangout spot in town. Bunch wannabe country boys tryin to get me to make it smoke. I just shut it off and climb down. One of the kids says "man thats a nice soundin dodge duramax is it the 73" im like yep its a good runnin 12 valve"

 

i think it smokes a louder and louder than others

 

My buddy has a half ton Chevy diesel all factory still.