What is the dumbest question someone asked you about your Truck?
Diesel Fan
Joined: Aug 2010
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I was putting some wipers on my truck at the auto parts store and the guy parked next to me said you should buy some oil to. I said what he said your truck is knocking you are low on oil. Then he got into his neon. Get this stuff all the time.
Diesel Wrench
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 513
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From: El Cajon, CA
This one just happened today going into the Home Depot. I had to park kinda far out in the parking lot.
-truck idling on the turbo cooldown timer-
dumbass: HEY HEY HEY!!!!!! You're truck is still on
me: I know
dumbass: Why aren't you gonna turn it off, someone could steal it
me: Because it hasn't cooled down yet and the keys are right here -jingle jingle-
dumbass: So, I've never had to let my car cool down
me: Well, get a diesel and you will understand
dumbass: You should really take it to the shop, no engine is supposed to run after you take the key out
me: Mine does
dumbass: It's people like you wasting fuel that run the prices up for the rest of us
me: You really know nothing about diesel engines do you
dumbass: That's a diesel?
me: I'm walking away......-truck shuts off-...now (I got REAL lucky timing it perfectly)
dumbass: How'd you do that?
me: Walking away
-truck idling on the turbo cooldown timer-
dumbass: HEY HEY HEY!!!!!! You're truck is still on
me: I know
dumbass: Why aren't you gonna turn it off, someone could steal it
me: Because it hasn't cooled down yet and the keys are right here -jingle jingle-
dumbass: So, I've never had to let my car cool down
me: Well, get a diesel and you will understand
dumbass: You should really take it to the shop, no engine is supposed to run after you take the key out
me: Mine does
dumbass: It's people like you wasting fuel that run the prices up for the rest of us
me: You really know nothing about diesel engines do you
dumbass: That's a diesel?
me: I'm walking away......-truck shuts off-...now (I got REAL lucky timing it perfectly)
dumbass: How'd you do that?
me: Walking away
Diesel Fan
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 98
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From: Calgary, Ab. Canada
Gas attendant; "oh, that's a diesel?"
Me; Yes, why?
Gas attendant; "um, we have a problem. I filled it with regular"
This after the truck did the usual "death rattle" when I shut it off with the guy standing right beside me........ At the diesel pump!
Me; Yes, why?
Gas attendant; "um, we have a problem. I filled it with regular"
This after the truck did the usual "death rattle" when I shut it off with the guy standing right beside me........ At the diesel pump!
Kind of makes me glad all of our stations are self serve
Diesel Wrench
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 614
Likes: 49
From: Colorado Springs, CO
I got two.
Them while looking on the inside: "Whats that third pedal?"
Me: " my second brake."
Dumb Kid:" why dont u put stacks on it?"
Me: "cause i pull a horse trailer."
Kid: "Why do you have ahorse trailer?'
Me: " For f*cking decoration, why do you think??!!"
Them while looking on the inside: "Whats that third pedal?"
Me: " my second brake."
Dumb Kid:" why dont u put stacks on it?"
Me: "cause i pull a horse trailer."
Kid: "Why do you have ahorse trailer?'
Me: " For f*cking decoration, why do you think??!!"
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Diesel Enthusiast
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 293
Likes: 12
From: Flushing,MI
Re: What is the dumbest question someone asked you about your Truck?
You should of said its for the front brakes and the brake pedal is for the rear
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Diesel Fan
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 28
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From: Radcliffe IA
A guy i work with keeps telling me i need a bull dog ( i think he means Bully Dog 
) for my truck to make alot of power... i gave up trying to explain its mechanically injected and now just tell him i cant afford it 
) for my truck to make alot of power... i gave up trying to explain its mechanically injected and now just tell him i cant afford it
