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AF1CUMMINS (06-12-2009)
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Poor Old Nutter Thinks Its A Cadillac
Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank
The only ones that I know of for pontiac...
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You forgot the rest of that one {F}irst {O}n {R}ace {D}ay, last at finish line.
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CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
CHRYSLER
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
DODGE
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
MOPAR
More Old Parts and Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Over Powered And Respected
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Mutilates Other Products At Races
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
FORD
F**cked Old Rebuilt Dodge
F**cked Or Rarely Driven
F**cked Over Roadside Derelict
F**kin Owner Real Dumb!!
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fault Of R & D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Federation Of Rusty Dungers
Ferociously Overpowered Road Demon
First on race day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
For Old Retired Dudes
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Fork Over Repair Dough
Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin
Formed Of Rejected Dna
Forwarded Once Return Denied
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dump
Found On Roof Demolished
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Russian Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration
Fumes Odours Readily Detected
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
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