Yeah, after he bought you.

 

hey it was just my 2cents dont get your panties in a bunch and i didnt say i knew it for a fact just what i had heard, wasnt tryin to get off topic

 

its all cool

 

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

 

a drop of Chucks sweat could hold a super moded nitro boosted 6.0 Powerstroke's with no stud work head together and last a million miles even if driven only for sled pulls and drag races.

 

Chuck norris once ate a 72oz steak in 20 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes eating the steak and the last 15 minutes bangin the waitress

 

chuck norris can mix oil and water permanently
the dinosaurs looked wrong at chuck norris ones
chuck norris can find the needle in the hay stack
chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands
chuck norris never has to cut his grass he just stares at it and dares it to grow
chuck norris never has to fix his hair it lays there like that in shear terror

 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad Chuck doesn't cry

 

I heard the new 6.7 Fords was built by Norwegians or something? I could be wrong and probably am.

Chuck Norris has Counted to Infinity...... TWICE. I couldnt resist this on

 

i am just dorta curoius what chuck norris thinks of all these. he has got to heard all of them at some point.