Well, I guess this is where I stand up and say, "Hi. My name is Eddie and I am a noob..." Others would disagree with the term "noob" and suggest another word that rhymes.

Or that I am a famous celebrity (at least in my internal monologue)...(WHAT? I'm not?!). Crud. It's my own fantasy, too. (Sniff).

Or I could tell y'all that I just fell off the turnip truck yesterday, which is probably closer.

NAH. I'll just state the truth: I found a really keen-o Forum!

Eddie, The

 

Interesting introduction.....

to db!