Texas Holdem' Tournament! Thursday, April 23th @ 8PM EST!

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Texas Holdem' Tournament! Thursday, April 23th @ 8PM EST!

Thats right! DieselBombers.com is holding another awesome Texas Holdem' Tournament!

Thursday, April 23th @ 8PM EST!

Last player must be in the Poker Lobby by 8:30 PM EST!

**Tournament Rules**

Buy In - $10,000
No Limit Betting
Max Raises Per Round - 3
30 Seconds Per Turn
Small Blind - $10
Big Blind - $20
Once you go broke, you must stand up.
No Re-sits
Open seats are 1st come, 1st serve, so pay close attention! IF you don't get a seat at first wait for someone to get knocked out and grab there seat . YOU CAN SIT UNTIL 8:30PM

There prizes for the TOP 4 placing Contestants!

The winner takes his/her pick then so on and so forth ....

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The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock stands about 9 inches tall and has useful features such as a light and a snooze alarm. So, fellas, now you have no excuse. Get one of these honey's and you'll always wake up next to a beautiful babe!

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COOL SHOOTERS

COOL SHOOTERS™
the fill and chill shot glass mold

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters
water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed
with frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favorite
sip!

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The Mother of All Sugar Daddies!

Every time we look at this our teeth hurts. We happen to love Sugar Daddies. We love them so much, we'll risk our expensive dental work just to savor their delicious caramel goodness.
So when we discovered this Giant Sugar Daddy, we went nuts. It weighs a full POUND and measures over 17 inches long. The label says there are "12 portions" but we can't figure out any way to share this thing. (not that we would want to)

It's so heavy, that it takes a thick wooden stick to support this mammoth sucker.

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SQUIRREL
UNDERPANTS

It's gotten out of hand, friends. You can't even bring your kids to the park anymore. Everywhere you look -- there they are! Naked squirrels running around for all the world to see! Naked squirrels in the trees. Naked squirrels on the benches. Naked squirrels running right UP TO YOUR CHILDREN looking for a peanut!!!

Something MUST be done. And thank god -- something HAS been done!

Squirrel Underpants are here. That's right -- we're offering actual briefs that will fit every squirrel in your neighborhood park. Each pair of Squirrel Underpants is 100% cotton and has a 3-inch elastic waist for the squirrel on the go.

The Squirrel Underpants comes packaged on the fun card shown on the left, so you can see how they'll look on a squirrel. In case you're wondering, they also fit hamsters, gerbils, and sizable bullfrogs.

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