Guess The Movie ... QUOTES Edition
#1
12-07-2007, 09:42 PM
Guess The Movie ... QUOTES Edition
IF you get it you have to post one of your own for us to get leave the names out
: Here? It's a coffee shop.
: What's wrong with that? People never rob restaurants, why not? Bars, liquor stores, gas stations, you get your head blown off stickin' up one of them. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed, or not as expecting.
: I bet in places like this you could cut down on the hero factor.
: Correct. Just like banks, these places are insured. The managers don't give a
, they're just tryin' to get ya out the door before you start pluggin' diners. Waitresses, forget it, they ain't takin' a bullet for the register. Busboys, some gettin' paid a dollar fifty cents a hour gonna really give a you're stealin' from the owner. Customers are sittin' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on. One minute they're havin' a Denver omelette, next minute somebody's stickin' a gun in their face.
: Here? It's a coffee shop.
: What's wrong with that? People never rob restaurants, why not? Bars, liquor stores, gas stations, you get your head blown off stickin' up one of them. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed, or not as expecting.
: I bet in places like this you could cut down on the hero factor.
: Correct. Just like banks, these places are insured. The managers don't give a
, they're just tryin' to get ya out the door before you start pluggin' diners. Waitresses, forget it, they ain't takin' a bullet for the register. Busboys, some gettin' paid a dollar fifty cents a hour gonna really give a you're stealin' from the owner. Customers are sittin' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on. One minute they're havin' a Denver omelette, next minute somebody's stickin' a gun in their face.
#2
12-07-2007, 09:56 PM
Diesel Bomber
#3
12-07-2007, 09:57 PM
#4
12-07-2007, 10:00 PM
Diesel Bomber
#6
12-10-2007, 11:40 AM
40 yearold virgin
person 1:Y'ever get lonesome?
person 2:: Fer what?
person 1: Woman?
person 2: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.
person 1:Y'ever get lonesome?
person 2:: Fer what?
person 1: Woman?
person 2: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.
Last edited by GRI; 12-10-2007 at 11:44 AM.
#7
12-10-2007, 11:44 AM
40 year old Virgin
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Murder is illegal. But, you take a picture of somebody committing the act of murder and they'll put you on the cover of Newsweek. You might even win a Pulitzer Prize. And yet . . . sex is legal. Everybody's doing it, or everybody wants to be doing it. Yet, you take a picture of two people in the act of sex of just take a picture of a woman's naked body and they'll put you in jail. Now, I have a message for all you good, moral, Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene. Hey, don't complain to me, complain to the manufacturer. Okay and although Jesus told us not to judge, I know you're going to judge anyway so judge sanely--judge with your eyes open.
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Murder is illegal. But, you take a picture of somebody committing the act of murder and they'll put you on the cover of Newsweek. You might even win a Pulitzer Prize. And yet . . . sex is legal. Everybody's doing it, or everybody wants to be doing it. Yet, you take a picture of two people in the act of sex of just take a picture of a woman's naked body and they'll put you in jail. Now, I have a message for all you good, moral, Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene. Hey, don't complain to me, complain to the manufacturer. Okay and although Jesus told us not to judge, I know you're going to judge anyway so judge sanely--judge with your eyes open.
Last edited by Diesel Dawgs Performance; 12-10-2007 at 11:44 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
#9
12-10-2007, 12:01 PM
#10
12-10-2007, 12:23 PM
Diesel Bomber
